President Trump is hard at work to repair the catastrophe that moron clown Obama left America in. The socialist jackass STOLE the Dwarf Kings valuable white orbs, and the dwarven emperor rages and SWEARS VENGEANCE versus the surface area world unless his cherished stone spheres are gone back to his SUBTERRANEAN KINGDOM. Donald J. Trump is toiling around the clock to DELIVER the white orbs into HOLES leading back underground where they belong.
Thank you, Mr. President. Your difficult labor is all that stands in between the United States and the Dwarf Kings infuriated army of ax-wielding, dwarven berserkers.
This sorry state of affairs is all BARRY HUSSEINs fault. For lots of centuries the SURFACE REALM of America and the DWARVEN UNDERKINGDOM that rests below the whole USA have actually existed in peace, due to the fact that we complied with the ANCIENT WISDOM to never ever horn in the Dwarf Kings shining white stones. Consistency ruled up until Presidumb Obama freaked with ORB LUST and cravenly sneaked into the below ground CAVELANDS to rob the dwarven treasury and fill his BURGLARS SATCHEL with the SPHERICAL TREASURES. Obummers BAD ODOR was chosen up by the keen-nosed DIREMOLES that dwarves usage rather of pet dogs, and the royal dwarf guard went after the COMMANDER-IN-THIEF through tunnels up to the sunlit land of America where the unlucky COMMUNITY ORGANIZER worried and DISCARDED his ILL-GOTTEN ORBS hither and yonder throughout the meadow to sidetrack his pursuers.
Now the alabaster gems are spread around the meadows, however STRONG President TRUMP is working relentlessly to make things right by knocking the WHITE ORBS into little CIRCULAR CHASMS that lead down to the Dwarf Kings underground palace. Equipped with just a SILVER CLUB created by the finest blacksmiths of Trump Tower, the president is venturing oer field and hill on a brave mission to discover every last white stone and pacify the Dwarf Kings rightful Obama-induced anger.
Yep, theres no rejecting that Odumper actually made a mess of things and just the REAL AMERICAN Donald Trump can repair the mess.
It is not a simple roadway, nor an enjoyable one, that awaits our DILIGENT and DAUNTLESS president. Risky traps of DEADLY SAND and TEMPEST-TOSSED LAKES wait to capture the dwarf stones. Just by striking swift and real with his holy cudgel can Mr. Trump send out the ROUND RELICS skyrocketing through the air over these FEARSOME PITS.
Without rest, without time out, without the succor of house and hearth, President Trump labors day after day at this difficult job. It is HARD WORK to be a CLUB-SWINGING HERO like President Trump.
We should hope that Noble Donald is successful in returning the ROUND IVORY TREASURES to the DWARF KING rapidly, due to the fact that the rage of dwarves belongs TO A DORMANT VOLCANO, for they hesitate to anger however BRUTAL and IMPLACABLE once their fury is kindled. Do not question that the dwarven GEAR-POWERED WAR MACHINES are tunneling up as we speak, prepared to ruin America and TAKE THE ORBS BY FORCE if Dashing Trump stops working in his magnificent objective to KNOCK THEM INTO SMALL HOLES WITH HASTE.
Please, great President Trump! Continue your unfaltering labor and finish this VITAL TASK of knocking orbs into holes! Your effort is essential to conserve America from the Dwarf Kings vow of WROTH AND RUIN.